Liggens

infantile state of mind, bootleg mentality, hapless, attempts many things but good at nothing, having Cole Brown's (from "Martin) brain and Tommy's employment

Yo ma, you need to get rid of homeboy. Marshall is a straight up Liggens!

by Kermit66 May 18, 2016

Five-Legged Caribou

When six women get together with five lying on the ground. The sixth, puts both hands and feet into four of the vaginas of the women lying on the ground. She then inserts her head into the fifth woman's vagina.

Hey, where are all the girls?

They'll be gone for hours, they are doing the five-legged caribou with them.

by manswer April 29, 2009

Lincoln logged

To be sodomized by a large black penis.

Quote "Were going to take you White Boys down to Oakland City jail were your all going to get Lincoln Logged"

by jimbonia August 21, 2009

bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

by Come on meow November 28, 2014

three legged spot n' squat

A sex move where a woman (or man if thats what floats your boat)is in the process of doing squats at the gym and she realizes that she needs a spotter; thats where the man comes in. The man is sitting nude, fully erect on a three legged stool under the woman. Holding the womans ta ta's for support, the man gets ready to enter. When the woman comes down with her squat, the man penetrates, trying not to fall over on account of the three legged stool being wobbly.

The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.

"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.

FREDRICO: "Dude! I three legged spot n' squated this chick at the gym last night!!"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"

by Peeyimp January 6, 2008

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

Island Lagged

the feeling you get after going on a vacation to a tropical island and when you return home you have a feeling of lethargy and an unwillingness to go back to work.

like jet lagged

aww mann your gonna kick my ass in the race, i'll be jet lagged!

naw dont trip bro i get back from hawaii the day before, i'll be island lagged!

by the dark knight 69 December 4, 2010