canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
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Lead Blood

Someone from the Saint Louis/Saint Joseph area of Missouri, due to the area's history of lead exposure. Lead in the blood stream or body system can cause intelligence problems and can cause them to act impulsive
Person 1: Why did eminem write songs about killing kim while they were still together?
Person 2: he's from saint Joseph, he's a lead blood. He can't help he acts impulsive when he's pissed
by SpyderLyfe March 09, 2021
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lead harassment

Continually asking your boss for a better leads
Hi Tom can you give me a nice lead tomorrow,no Jim that is lead harassment .
by Jim Kass April 21, 2016
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Pencil Lead

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.
Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
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Leading cadet

Runs around in circles and are slightly co ordinated. Easily tempted by chocolate, and simple to bribe, and are extremely viscious when told there is no chocolate, have tendancies to require very simple words when being given tasks. Experts in broom handling. Approch with caution the smell is toxic.
by Riftaz11 September 16, 2012
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Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011
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leading zero

When something or someone is rendered useless, no good, or bad.

In mathematics:
This 0 (the leading zero) in the number 09 does not make it greater than just 9, because it's for aesthetic/formatting so it's actually useless.
"Hey Mike how was my cheat sheet?, did it worked for you in your open-note test?" ...
"Na dude your shit was literally fucking leading zero."
by Fuch naut November 19, 2019
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