Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.

Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024

Matt lau

The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.

Girl 1: omgggg (points at Matt lau) it’s Matt

Girl 2: omgg he’s so hot

by anonymous June 15, 2024

Lau :)

Someone who is silly and will care for in the darkest moments of your life, someone who will get mad at you and laugh at the same time, someone who can lighten up your mood plus being dummy

Stop it Lau :) silly goose

by YGT1T0 May 9, 2021

jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet

:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman

by petmalupet August 28, 2019

timothy lau

kid who sucks dick

guy 1: Oh what a homo jew penis nigger

guy 2: Oh that's just timothy lau

by timothy lau May 24, 2018

lau

prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

az: man i’m just so lucky to be dating lau
agathe: ikr!! she’s the prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

by vmnesie January 5, 2023

Lau

She is just lolling around

Lau is lolling around

by Lollelau November 22, 2021