lanky ass wipe

When you wipe you ass but theres still a long piece of crap half hanging out

FUCK, our shitty roomate is being a lanky ass wipe again!

by JustinGardener October 1, 2017

lanky la la

Just like the word Lanky! It is a term used to describe someone who is thin and can pull of wearing some of the most difficult looks. Something a Jamaican descendent might call someone, as a way to compliment him/her

Hello Lanky la la!
Oh, it's Miss Lanky la la, in her pretty bikini.

by Cheetahgirl June 26, 2014

october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

find a lanky cunt and kick the shit out of them

boy: hey your lanky !!!
lanky cunt: ummm
*boy kicks the shit out of lanky cunt *
lanky cunt remebers that its october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

by mr sexy man ‘not ellis ‘ November 7, 2021

Lanky Barbara

Lankiest Person to ever step on the planet. If you don't wish on her birthday (25 March) she'll strangle u with her long lanky legs. She also has a worm in her house and she is just. Lanky like coconut

Coconut: "hey, do you think I'm a Lanky Barbara?"

Mango: "yes, and that's y I don't like you eww"

by Rotutu.co.uk March 25, 2022

lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018

Lanky

meab.

meab is lanky

by hmmgrug January 24, 2023

Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.

Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.

by MB_NB July 9, 2023