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Wet Lampshade

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...
by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010
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real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.
Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.
by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018
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Guatemalan Lampshade

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus
That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.
by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024
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Lampshade

(n) A woman who has a rocking body, but is only seen as an object
Damnn... I just blew this lampshade's back out last night after the BlackHat event.
by FYLBingBong August 15, 2024
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Lampshading

When a guy or girl tries to pick up a drunk person at a bar before the lights come up and reveal their true outward beauty.
I thought she was really into me and trying to get me back to her place. . . But when the bar did last call and the lights came up and I saw her face I realized she was lampshading me.
by AppalachianAmerican March 3, 2017
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Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours
by csace April 4, 2020
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