Krispy Kreme

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

by captainskitz April 25, 2023

Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025

Krispy Kreme Dinner

When you pull out and jizz on their butthole and then proceed to eat that ass.

Hey, yo did you hear Jay and Jacinta has a Krispy Kreme dinner last night?

by Kreme Masta August 30, 2020

Krispy Kreme

When you blow your load on her butt cheeks, rub it around, and let it dry so you glaze her ass.

Kevin gave her a great Krispy Kreme last night. He even went as far as to take a bite afterwards.

by Glazed757 February 4, 2018