Kirby

An over-weight / obese person, round in shape.

Wow, look at that Kirby!

by Ellen The Felon January 6, 2007

Kirby

More formally known as "The Cum-Shot Kirby".
This word usually defines a semen-like fluid being stained on a public place in which way seems impossible for a human being to accomplish.

Guy 1 with a boner: Dude, how did you get that stain on the ceiling?

Guy 2 with a boner: Cum-Shot Kirby man..

by Cpt.Stiffy September 28, 2009

Kirby

A Kirby, by definition, occurs when you're piss drunk, pass out, throw up in the midst of your passed out state, and wake up to a girl giving you a hand job.

Bro, I got shitfaced last night and woke up at 4 in the morning to a girl giving me a Kirby.

by PKA208 August 24, 2010

Kirby

A variation of the standard spliff. With a tobacco to hash/bud ratio of 1:4 or higher.

Dude, we rolled a Kirby last night. It murdered us.

by Chief Tiberius February 20, 2011

KIRBY

A lying, cheating, piece of shit person and also a dead beat sperm donor.

Man I hate being a Kirby.

by enoughisenough September 8, 2010

Kirby

Kirby refers to someone who has an abnormally curvy penis.

Leah told me that Miles has a pretty bad Kirby.

by FlottyYomama May 23, 2016

Kirby

A cute pink ball of cuteness that is a reincarnate of a god of destruction that kills eldritch horrors on Tuesdays. Kirby also sometimes seems to be related or unintentionally affiliated with most of the main problems in the game, such as causing the problems of the games or being far cousins to the eldritch horrors that he fights on a weekly basis. He has a stomach that in itself is its own dimension and people who are absorbed get their matter disintegrated and mixed with Kirby's DNA to get your power with the exception of the smash bros roster.

Guy 1: Hey, dude do you know Kirby?
Guy 2: Yeah! He's my favorite Lovecraftian horror.
Guy 1: Come again?
Guy 2: D I D I S T U T T E R ?

by ReasonableQuit75 March 2, 2021