kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 07, 2006

kettle effect

knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect

The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract

by Camo Clown March 21, 2018

Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.

"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"

by Anon_Bitch January 08, 2015

cum kettle

A tea kettle that has been nutted in

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back

by CoomLord69__ March 31, 2021

kettle hole

a sump in Stony Brook, NY where massive parties go on and people get plastered and have to find their way out of the woods home.

"Dude, you wanna go to kettle hole tonight?"
"Hell no! I always get lost in the woods"

by s-section July 02, 2009

Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.

He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017