November 14th National kazoo day

National kazoo day is November 14th. Go buy or use a kazoo

Its november 14th national kazoo day

by Dumbitchz November 14, 2019

Kazoo

a really cool person that people can trust with anything. probably is gay too.

Person 1: You know Kasper?
Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Well, he's a kazoo.

by kaspertfg March 29, 2022

Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope June 2, 2018

sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 8, 2022

backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021

Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"

"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"

by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017

Dirty Kazoo

When you take a Kazoo and stick it up your butt and then fart making the kazoo noise

My girlfriend asked to me to play a song so I used my dirty kazoo

by Ric Spade January 23, 2021