Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

Kak

Kak asht mut

Akakakakakkakakakakkakaka

by Rronk October 26, 2020

kak

Literally everything. Just replace any noun with kak and it will make sense.

Me: "Your a kak sucker"
David: "Yes bitch"

by amidgetly October 24, 2019

kak

short word for kayak. A very epic/litty person. ;)

Yo kak lookin lit today

by Sksk@#cool November 30, 2019

Kaks

Kaks is just him

Did you see kaks-mst
Yeah kaks is just him_ Barrel

by Simgmarizzler June 15, 2024

Gallardo Kak

A very long skiny kak. Opposite of a Choad.

Ur have a Gallardo Kak

by kakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk April 25, 2010

Kak

Kak is when you take a big shit into a toilet.
It’s like poo but even bigger.

Lemme go kak budani
This kak has been hurting my stomach chommie

by Bluddy blud March 14, 2022