Dirty Kaiden

the greatest sex ever (12 inches), he's way better than you.

oh your such dirty Kaiden, I wish I was like you

by TheTruthisMe_69 June 12, 2022

Kainen

Has A Big Ol' KAK

Kainen got a big ol' kak

by Cade The Loser April 26, 2019

kaiden

one kaiden is a HOT mofo but the rest are UGLY asf... he is very charming and funny, he will care and support you with everything =) no matter what. he will jam games with you and be your friend forever, always keep kaiden by your side. p.s QUEENSLANDER

HEYY BISHHH

IS THAT KAIDEN
OMG YESSSS
WE NEED TO BE HIS FRIEND

FOR SURE BRO

by Todxi November 17, 2020

Kaiden Blake

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.

Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.

by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009

Kaiden

Loves dick

Oh you see that kid kaiden hes so homo

by Dnxiw0qjdb May 29, 2020

Kaigen

one of the coolest people ever, very funny and irresistible, usually has a larger then normal nose, but his personality MORE then makes up for it. He is just so cool that his looks, while they help him, don't really make a difference.

someone very cool, usually has the first name Kaigen

by random person643t3453 April 2, 2011

Kaizer

To disappear into thin air / leave without informing anyone of your departure or being seen by anyone, particularly on a night out socialising. Word is derived from the character 'Keyser Soze' from the Usual Suspects, defined by his mysteriousness and ability to disappear without a trace. The trend of pulling a kaizer is viewed with respect by drinking buddies rather than ridicule and indeed people applaud individuals who leave in this manner.

'Where did Collie go last night?'

"I dunno, he pulled a Kaizer around 11. The poor little fella was gee eyed'

by Chassis October 25, 2008