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Mumbo Jumbo

Grabbing and squeezing someone by their penis
I'm going to go mumbo jumbo him real hard on him jumbo mumbo! or Girl: let's have a mumbo jumbo night.
by lwkyfye March 20, 2019
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jumbo jet

A man with a large penis and massive testicles
A jumbo Jet refers to the fact that the owner of the afore-said jumbo sized tackle is able to force a correspondingly large amount of semen from it during ejaculation
slapper:
Fuckin ell that were a feller I had last night let me tell ya! That were a proper fuckin jumbo jet I ad flying into my terminal 5 last night
by stainesmassive April 5, 2008
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Jumbo Shrimp

One that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.
"That dude can't beat me at basketball, just look at him, he's a jumbo shrimp."
by "ode" April 9, 2006
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snozu jumbo

a naughty whore who is fucking a male while screaming loudly in an orgasm
.....uuuuhhhhh......yes!!! fuck me harder since i am a snozu jumbo
by the brownie triplets April 2, 2005
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jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.
I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.
by Party Tony November 5, 2013
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jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.
"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"
by makehimsquirt January 29, 2015
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Jumbo Tonk

noun - A very sexually attractive person, object or idea.
Jake: 'That bird is well fit.'
Toby: 'You're not wrong there - she's jumbo tonk.'

or

Jake: 'Whoa dude, don't tell me you managed to slam the new jumbo tonk hairdresser from downstairs?'
Toby: 'Let's just say, "She got her's - for sho.'"
by Whitecross Street October 5, 2013
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