juggalo

A man, usually of Mediterranean or Latin origin, who receives gifts from a woman in exchange for providing her with companionship and sex. Typically, this relationship involves a younger man and an older woman. The younger man will usually have a name like Carlo or Konstantine and he will regularly wax his scrotum and will under no circumstances ever button his shirt higher than his sternum.
"Man, there were a lot of juggalos at that ICP concert last night."
by Harris Bergstein December 22, 2006
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Juggalo

A weak-minded individual that believes in a concept called "The Dark Carnival". These types of people are hard to explain. The best way of describing them could be ignorant (in some cases), the word dumb comes to mind, socially unaware of anything except their little groups (their family), or maybe, just maybe, sacred lives that just want something to believe in besides all the other bullshit in society.

I respect juggalos for having a descent taste in music. Psychopathic music is fucking wicked (of course), using great metaphors and verses and phrases that totally explain the point of view of someone who can't control their thought. For this, I think juggalos can be pretty respectable people.

Other than that....fuck those clowns.
A juggalo would say, "WOOP WOOP".........? The tard-call
by MFMITF February 06, 2009
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An idiot who has a bowl cut and wears clown make up. White trash.
"Hey look at that fat kid over there wearing JNCO's and an ICP shirt. What a juggalo moron."
by clowes July 24, 2006
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A huge faggot dumb ass mother fucker with no friends who thinks hes part of a family but that family consists of a bunch inbread lonely goth spackers (mostly white) who act black and think they're hardcore and talk a lot of shit n never have anything to back it up and should not be aloud to exist on Earth and should be shot immediately on sight. Juggalos also enjoy taking it up the butt from one another. I guess they worship the group ICP (notice I didn't say band because they don't deserve to be called one), and drink shitty soda at there meetings and have sex with each other.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is a god damn juggalo? I keep hearing that name around the school and I want to know what the fuck one is!"

Dude 2: "You know that white trash faggot who got his ass kicked the other day cause he was picking a fight with someone twice his size

Dude 1: "Ya, I think so."

Dude 2: "Ya, that kid calls himself a juggalo."
by WC Chea October 21, 2009
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Inane white trash individuals, rendered mentally defective from years of trailerpark inbreeding. The realization of self inadequecy leads said individuals to both relate to, and even idolize, the equally imbecilic "music" group Insane Clown Posse.

see also: douche bag
Man, trailer trash douche bags who call themselves juggalos just piss everyone off.
by US Army Recon November 24, 2009
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A title white trash like to give themselves so they feel glorified and vindicated.
Juggalo: "U maybee a doctor an shit but I'll all ways be a juggalo!"
by ThaBodomKilla August 18, 2010
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Used to be associated solely with terrible taste in music, now it's also some pseudo-religious crap Fatshit The Clown came up with to sell more records. Most juggalos are between 14 and 18, and they're all (that probably means you, wipe that goddamn make up off your face) complete dumbasses.
juggalos...what a bunch of fucks
by lolenator June 24, 2007
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