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Juggalo

Fag posers that like to wear makeup and talk a lot of shit but never back it up
Behind the club Eminem pistol whipped a juggalo fag and the bitch and his "Homies" ran like hell.
by Juggalo Hater May 23, 2008
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juggalo holocaust

Anti-Juggalo Oligarchy;

Against those who call themselves "juggalos" or "ninjas" normally claiming they are being themselves or individualistic, despite doing everything they are told to do by two high school dropouts in makeup. You will recognize them by the familiar stench of B.O. and stale cigarettes. They are almost literally walking diarrhea people.
Their mission is to highlight juggaloser buffoonery by way of trollz whilst utilizing logic. something they know nothing of.

A juggalo will typically bitch and whine about imaginary "haters" and cause problems in the community regularly. The JH is merely a collective of individuals who have taken notice of the juggalo gang and choose to fight it-- by LAUGHING at them.

This has proven to be quite effective, as it takes virtually no effort to expose the idiocy of the juggalo gang since they pretty much incriminate themselves. Hopefully this will make them realize their gang isn't taken seriously and society has taken note of their hebetude.
But if it doesn't, in the end we all still have something to laugh at.

Clowns are MEANT to be laughed at.
The Juggalo Holocaust is a fool catcher-- and the juggafools fell for it!
by nuketheclowns March 19, 2013
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Juggalo Holocaust

A group of bigoted adults that beat up/rape children and teens whom claim to be associated with Juggalo's/Juggalette and psychopathic records. There are few known cases of a holocaust member that has acted violently towards an adult Juggalo/Juggalette. These people are no better then what they claim they are fighting against. In fact they are worse. At least ICP fans don't beat up little kids.
35 year old Juggalo holocaust member: ew ... look at that little kid wearing and icp shirt lets beat him up.
holocaust member's friend: Dude, leave him alone he is just a little kid besides his juggalo parents are with him and you know they will beat your ass.
35 year old juggalo holocaust member: yeah your right.
by Sadie-Bane May 17, 2014
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Juggalo/Juggalette

An overweight teenager who worship middle age men that dress like clowns.
They hold monthly conventions where they have homosexual sex with other Juggalos.They are the most hated group of people to exist besides terrorist.
Juggalo:Sup,homie? Wanna go to da Twizted concert and smoke da wiked shizznit and get psychopatic on all dos hawt bitchez that be there?

Sane Person:You're gay.
by Spanky Ham May 31, 2005
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Tulsa Anti-Juggalo league

Heros in my eyes, the few people fighting the juggalos. when the juggalos are just low middle class white kids that cry about how they have had such a hard core life because mommy and daddy didnt baby them news flash no ones lifes perfect
I owe the Tulsa Anti-Juggalo League because when i was being jumped by juggalos one of there members jumped in and saved me so i pay my respect to such a honarable group
by Cullamore May 8, 2010
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Juggalo Checklist and Creedo

Juggalo Checklist:

___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)

___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)

___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits

___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)

___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me

___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go

___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated

___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.

___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:

I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?

Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!
by Plain Cat May 25, 2006
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juggalos

A bunch of faggots who think they are tough, yet the are scared to fight anyone unless they outnumber the other person at least three to one. They are just a group of losers that came together one day because someone realized if you could get all the losers into one group then maybe they could feel good about themselves.
Any loser wearing an ICP t-shirt.
by Ben October 31, 2006
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