Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022

Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017

Johnathan is Bill

Tinkwetax, i accidentally called jonny bill and he was
Gay

Johnathan is bill

by John is bill July 26, 2020

johnathan yu

the most valid of individuals omg
literally slays on the daily

"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"

by Naur1 December 24, 2022

Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

johnathan le

The 5 year old famous brother of Micheal Le.

Yo who is Micheal Le’s brother? Oh yeah bro it’s Johnathan Le.

by Lilcoffeebean September 9, 2020

Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.

What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022