by yourfavdarkskxn September 22, 2022
Get the johnathan edensmug. 
benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
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by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022
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by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017
Get the Johnathanmug. Johnathan galembo
a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.
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a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.
johntahan galembo is truly a savior to the Mexican and e dating com.
by plumpfromros May 8, 2022
Get the Johnathan galembomug. A God who cam down from the heavens to see a mortal who was unmatched in beauty and heart in any universe. Before that he had a fine life of a player of all female both mortal and goddess. The moment he saw her it was love/lust at first sight along with a bet of a dare.
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