Johan

He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.

Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"

by eternalbananananannaa May 29, 2023

Johan Helgi

A TysTys Patrol captain

Let’s go on a TysTys tour, Johan helgi is leading the way

by TYSIAN November 22, 2021

Johan

Johan is a male name which is more popular Norway and Sweden. Johan has no sense of economic taste and do not follow what the leader says. He ignores his orders to keep his savings straight. A male with the name Johan usually scream. " DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL" if he is trying to prove others wrong. Despite his anger and his slogan Johan is a very lovely male and caring person.

You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan

This round we will have an eco-round. "Johans buys a heavy gun"
-"DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL"

by pepegris November 6, 2020

johan halset

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.

oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock

by karabodl February 2, 2022

Johan

A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee

"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"

by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017

Jed Johan

You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.

Jed johan is a caring person.

by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021

Johan

A therapy man

You know that therapy man, Johan?

by IHaveAChild May 25, 2022