Jordodo

a person called Jordan that can act like a dodo bird sometimes.

Jordan just ate grass, no wonder his nickname is Jordodo

by nafaniel :) April 3, 2022

Jomdog

A Jomdog is a person that is named Jim,Jimmy or james that likes to gobble down gas station hotdogs prefers to have 4 at a time

This guy is a real jomdog!

by bart fart June 17, 2023

Jordon

Hungry little cunt who steals food from babies. Possibly a closet homosexual.

As gay as Jordon.

by FuckJordo June 9, 2018

jobadoe

To hang one's mouth over a community bowl of dip such that anything(crumbs,spit,etc) that falls out of the mouth while taking a bite falls into the dip.

That guy just jobadoed that salsa and more of his chip ended up in the salsa bowl than his mouth.

by capnbluefin February 3, 2010

Jondom

A Jewish condom.

I went to the grocery store to buy more jondom’s but they only had condoms so I had to get my rabbi to Jew up the regular ones.

by Cuck Master Funk December 15, 2019

Momento joao

Momento joao is a name that was made by the 22@ highschool, to make something

Joao made something, thats momento Joao

by dpgcsmmhprjg March 24, 2021

João

A pint of beer, cider or other alcoholic beverages in reference to João Pinto, the Portuguese footballer.

Fancy going to the pub for a joão?

by thirtysecondhero December 12, 2010