Jess

A whore who is 13 at school and has already lost there virginity to a goon

Jess fucks Lewis

by Pokemon Go Kid November 19, 2018

Jess

Idk where to start, i don't know how her parents cope but jess is a weird very confusing entity. If the doctor were to diagnose her im legit sure the x-ray would show a demon. Idk what is the major malfunction with Jessica but she has spooked many people. At this points im lost for words on jess, but not all jess's are bad

Jess who's that

Wait you haven't heard of jess, lets keep it like that

Wait what why?

by By soviet Union December 12, 2019

Jess

Damn. She’s a potato. She may be short and cute but... she has fire. If you get on her bad side she will probably rip your throat out. HOWEVER, she is loyal. Be like Jess.

“Hey did you see that short girl”
“Yeah I heard she’s a Jess”
“Wow I would love to be a Jess”

by JunkosMom March 19, 2020

Jess

Jess is definitely a horse girl that doesn’t consider herself a horse girl, but an “equestrian.” Jess is fun to be around and alway has low-key crack head energy. Jess is unbelievably short but that doesn’t matter because they can find the best hiding spots. Jess can never have sleepovers or hang out cause they r at the barn and that’s more important than anything else. Jess is a non-stop talker so be careful. Never bring up horses cause she never stop talking even though she rarely does anyway. One more thing, Jess has brown hair and brown eyes and sometimes a low-key teachers pet.

Friend #1 “Hey is that Jess?”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”

by Yourestruly June 2, 2020

jess

owns a cold exterior that hides a massive softie. makes school trousers look good and not yet cankled, somehow not 30 stone despite consuming more saturated fat that you can shake a stick at. despises children but backs it up with fair evidence, however inexcusably rates H. might want to consider longer jumpers. walks like she’s on a space hopper. hella fire still.

jess what are you doing with Warwick Davies’ poo sock?

by bruhski December 20, 2019

jess

jessicas are known to be a bitch and foul mouthed. and is also a muppet.

jess is a muppet

by Shadowhak May 20, 2018

Jess

Most beautiful girl in the world. Has such a big heart and often doesnt realise that she is beautiful. She can not take compliments well she tends to get embarrassed. When you love a jess you know straight away and you should never loose a jess because it will be a big mistake.

Bobbi: see that jess girl over there she is unreal.

by Bob194 September 1, 2018