"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."
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The act of jerking your bologna into any kind of boot. Being turned on by a cowboy boot, orthopedic boot, hooker boot, stripper boot or work boot or any sort of boot. Getting freaky with synthetic or any animal skin boot.
Homeboy likes to jerk his one eyed pocket snake into a boot. There's a snake in my boot. Homeboy is a low down boot jerker
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-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!
Hence, the term "curtain jerker"
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!
Hence, the term "curtain jerker"
"Brian ate so many habanero's, I bet he's going to have a "curtain jerker" tonight!"
"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"
"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"
"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"
"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"
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Get the beef jerker mug.A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
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Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
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