jerkoffice

Masturbation at work for white collar employees.

Shirley: Why is Dan never at his desk?

Brian: This job is so boring, jerkoffice is the only way we can make time go by.

by J.Maldito May 31, 2020

jackhammer jerkoff

When a girl violently jerks off two guys at the same time.

That chick must be a contractor, she worked those dongs like a pro. Damn I love thise jackhammer jerkoffs!

by Schna123 September 13, 2013

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

jergle

To energize and give color to one's life.

If you want to change your life you have to Jergle up your life.

by glecy groyon March 24, 2007

Jerkologist

1. The guy that observes someones "Jerk" and gives them thier opinion on it.

2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to

Jerk Dance

Hey Can You Tell Me What You Think About My Jerk, Since You Are The So Called Jerkologist oF This Area.

by Kyd Chronic/ T-Royal May 21, 2009

German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.

Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.

by Waskar March 14, 2011