Gray Jedi

When you combine both DXM and LSD at the same time

John: Hey that dude looks like he’s perfectly balanced
Caleb: Yeah mate, he’s doing the Gray Jedi

by Trippy_Tr August 6, 2019

Jedi Thumb

In an attempt to engage in anal sex with a female who is not initially interested in the activity, you approach your sexual partner while in the doggy style position and slowly work your thumb over her asshole in a calm, clock-wise and stroking motion. You slowly increase the pressure to instigate a pleasurable sensation, during vaginal intercourse, to influence her into accepting your penis in her rectum.

Friend: "Dude, I can't believe you got to take a ride on her Hershey Highway! I thought your girlfriend was scared of anal?!"

You: "She was; until I used my Jedi Thumb on her...'you want to let it in there'".

Friend: "Epic sir."

<instigate high five over beers>

by VTECsam April 26, 2010

Jedi toss

The act of grabbing one's freshly released fart and hurling it at a foe in a manner resembling a Jedi performing a Force push

I thought I was out of range of Roger's farts, but then he hit me with a Jedi toss. The Force is strong with this one.

by HogeJ November 30, 2011

Booze Jedi

One who is in tune with the alcohol Drinking Force.
The most noteable Booze Jedi's are:

I) O'Beerwon Kenobi
II) Heineken Skywalker
III) Quaigon Gin
IV) Darth "Single" Maul-t
V) Irish Soda Yoda
VI) Darth Sudsious

At a Frat Party....
O'Beerwon Kenobi: "Did you see the knockers on the chick from Pi Theta Gamma?";
Heineken Skywalker: "Yeah man! I gave her the old Booze Jedi mind trick last night if you know what I mean, HA HA"
Irish Soda Yoda: "Run the Train on her we should!"
Quaigon Gin; Darth "Single" Maul-t; Darth Sudsious: "Hell Yeah!"

by Gozer The Great January 5, 2009

young Jedi

A phrase used by an older, wiser, or more experienced person to address a younger male, often in the context of explaining something complex or arcane.

Similar to young one, and obviously has its origins in Star Wars. See also: duh

"You've got a lot to learn about women, young Jedi."

by Tessa Who September 12, 2005

Dumpster Jedi

A Dumpster Jedi is someone who dispenses wisdom and information from either the street, or while diving/living in a dumpster. They will look rather strange and probably smell rather foul. But this belies their kindness and wisdom.

DJ- And that is how you avoid bullies
Guy- Wow...You're some kind of Dumpster Jedi

by wxdeath65 August 24, 2010

Team Jedi

An anti-Miami Heat Big 3 community. Started in retaliation of Miami Heat bandwagoners after LeBron James' The Decision.

Antonym: Team Darkside

Team Jedi has been making the Heat cry since 2011.

Miami has lost 5 games in a row. /Team Jedi.

by Surgical702 March 24, 2011