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Jetskiing

When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.
Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.
by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015
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Jetson

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When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.

Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.
My uncle just Jetsoned the 64 pack of cokes last night. I only have 4 cokes now...
by ninelives900 March 3, 2017
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Jecson

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will kick butt but will also be there when you need him. He's sassy, moody, and nasty. He also goes by lelisco and is one of the best youtubers ever. If you end up datihg him he will call you a fatty and he will love himself more than he loves you. Don't ever get him mad because you will regret it.
Guy #1: Is that Angel?
Guy #2: No that's Jecson!
Jecson: Who are you calling Angel?
Guy #1: You heard me
Jecson: *punches guy #1 and knocks him out*
Guy #2: OH MY GOD JECSON YOU ARE SUCH A BADDIE!
Jecson: We been knew
by nicki's baby September 10, 2020
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jeetsies

the sexiest and cutest feet of the talented and adorable stray kids members han jisung
girl1: omg did you see his jeetsies?!
girl2: omg yeah theyre so cute
by hans egg head January 3, 2021
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jector

Vector that starts with a j
"Just a vECTOR"
It's Jector!
by NitroJector May 1, 2021
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Mexican jetskiied

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.
The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied
by aglasson April 12, 2010
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New York Jets

New York Football Team, with poor history, consisting of mostly Mexicans, potheads, dumb asses, and overrated players. They have a fat coach who is morally vacuous, has a passionate foot fetish, and flaps his gums to much. The Jets are a team with no character which always gets players with behavioral problems. Always involved in embarrassing, stupid incidents, like Sal Alosi tripping Dolphins rookie Nolan Carroll, the Rex Ryan middle finger dispute, and the viral Youtube video with Mark Sanchez using Mark Brunell as a snot rag. Has players with big mouths like Cromartie tweeting that he will "smash Matt Hasselbeck's face in" and other stupid comments from Revis, Sanchez, Scott, and Pace. Overrated players include, but are not limited to: Shonn Greene, Jerricho Cotchery, Brad Smith, Mark Sanchez, and more. Nicknames for these players include "Dirty Sanchez," "Jerricho Crothery," and more.
"Jets are the BEST TEAM!"
"Are you an idiot? Jets are gay, they are more like the New York Jests."

"Dude, that guy is such an idiot, he must be a member of the terrible organization - the New York Jets"

"Rex Ryan is so fat that they has to set up speed bumps when he went to an all-you-can-eat buffet!
by NFL Analyst February 20, 2011
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