Jar Jar Binks

1. possibly the most hated star wars character of all time.
2. someone who is a complete dumbfuck
3. someone who ruins, or the act of ruining what would otherwise be a perfectly good thing.
4. a person who is no better than a cup full of piss when your thirsty.

1. meesa wish meesa had a penis to be a jerkin on.
2. that guy is a total jar jar binks
3. dude, dont jar-jar my party
4. god, i just wanted a doughnut and all they have is this jar jar faggot ship bear claw.

by walkingblind December 18, 2005

Jar Hopping

The act in which two individuals present each other with reasonably sized mason jars and then after setting each jar at the foot of a bed and while nude proceed to simultaneously jump in the air falling in a seated position, landing on the jars in such a way the jars become inserted into the anal cavities. Upon precipice insertion both jar are worked further into the anal cavity until the pressure from the anal cavities causes the jars to violently shatter inside the anuses. The individuals then take turns presenting their bloody, glass shard stool expulsion to one another all the while quivering in unbridled ecstasy.

I went jar hopping last Tuesday with Fred and my ass is still bleeding!

by TinaMuffinsDelight December 14, 2011

Jar Jar Binks

The alien from star wars who thinks he's black.

Jar Jar Binks isn't black

by Jar Jar Binks Jr. September 5, 2010

jar jar binks

The most hated character in the Star Wars saga, and possibly the most hated character in ANY movie series. Jar Jar Binks was supposed to be a comic relief character, but ended up single-handedly destroying Episode 1, and some of Episode 2. Most Star Wars fans (By most, I mean about 99.99999%) wished Jar Jar would be killed off in Episode 3, but sadly didn't get their wish. Fans have made their own several creative ways for Jar Jar to die, one being that Jar Jar was on Alderaan when it was destroyed.

Jar Jar Binks is the monster child of one of George Lucas' all night crack binges.

Jar Jar Binks needs to die a slow and painful death.

by darth ivory April 12, 2007

Jar Jar Binks

An attempt to create a 'comic relief' character which backfired badly, turning the Star Wars film Phantom Menace into little more than a cross between a farce and a special-effects laden episode of Love Thy Neighbour. Binks is an alien who, for reasons I'm sure won't be apparent to anyone but all-seeing higher beings, talks like a dated black stereotype. Ah, but C3P0 and R2-D2 were comical characters, the fanboys point out. Yes, but they actually served some function in A New Hope, and if they're comic characters then why do we need yet another 'comic' character.

Jar Jar Binks, just one of the many things wrong with a film with was nothing really more than one long advert for toys, video games, happy meals and various other tat. But it's still worth mentioning that Jar Jar Binks is a shit creation and a total wanker.

by Stormsworder August 2, 2007

Jar head

The Slang term came about during WW2 as a slang term for a US Marine.
During the war some steel helmets were made by the Mason jar company.

Some Marines who were issues helmets made by Mason Jar co. were called Jar heads

by Donald Skirvin May 15, 2007

jar jumper

A female that goes from meth cook to meth cook for free dope.

Look out she's a jar jumper !

by Liz harvey September 26, 2017