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The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.
Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-
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Jalapenis 

When the remnants of jalapenos are on the hand of someone that is giving head and the guys penis is suddenly set ablaze
When my girl and I talked about spicing up our sex life I was not thinking about a jalapenis!
Jalapenis by craftypineapple January 23, 2013
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The act of expelling jalapeno seeds from the penis during orgasm. Tthe seeds are secretly inserted into the male urethra before intrercourse and transferred into the vagina during orgasm, causing intense genital burning for both parties.
Yeah, the relationship wasn't working out so I jalapenoed her and unfriended her on facebook

Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper 

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.
Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!
Numb: I just had a jalapeno
Numb: THIS SHIT IS POTENT!
Jalapeno by Numberonejrio October 16, 2008
(chick walks in) Dude...jalapeno!
jalapeno by Yeh. June 26, 2007

Tossing Jalapenos 

Exhibiting outrageously silly behavior due to extreme intoxication, usually without any recollection the following day.
She was so wasted, she was bouncing off the walls, wreaking havoc everywhere, and just tossing jalapenos all night long.
Tossing Jalapenos by zawa February 6, 2010