Jake is a really nice guy he loves everyone and loves everybody equaly. If something goes wrong jake always tries to fix it no matter what his girlfriends are thw mist stunning ppl and jake is probz the most popular person in school
by Sexy body2121 February 2, 2017

by XxjakeyyboixX March 6, 2021

A young psychopathic man who likes to burn objects, take multiple shits on the floor and eat meth for breakfast, lunch & dinner. He is not intelligent and get's A's in every subject because he sucks. He has a disease because he is love sick. He has a deep, often depressing, feeling of wanting to find love because he is so single. And he likes someone starting with A, B, C, D or E. I love him very much. He leaks everywhere.
Jake is a tool
by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..
have you seen kristen's jake?
by kristen.carter.26 December 16, 2008


by pot noodle July 28, 2008

1.A street slang for pigs , feds,or any other kind of ilumminati driven snakes.
:Derived from the bull shit T.V show about Dumb pigs entitled: "JAKE and The Fat Man"
*Example:taken from "Track 20" on Killarmy's (2003)album"Fear,Love,& War"
:Derived from the bull shit T.V show about Dumb pigs entitled: "JAKE and The Fat Man"
*Example:taken from "Track 20" on Killarmy's (2003)album"Fear,Love,& War"
Here comes the JAKES red alert; They got trampled on; A COP lost one arm; Kilarmy still live on stage during Red Dawn; Hey yo where's the obsticle, anythings possible; Allah sees everything kid, check the optical.
by Gggg G-Unit December 3, 2003
