What the intercourse!?

A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.

"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"

by be to the double E. stacey January 5, 2009

textual intercourse

To engage in cyber sex.

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.

by Coppatop85 September 3, 2003

sexual intercourse

how old are you again?

Chris and Amanada were having sexual intercourse with chains handcuffs until they lost the key.

by bob May 7, 2005

intelcompras

intelcompras is an online store that sells a wide range of products in Mexico, major payment methods accepted, included paypal, Visa, MasterCard and American Express. It is useful if you want to buy from outside Mexico and delivered inside Mexico.

I bought at intelcompras.com this christmas

by mevans1981 July 12, 2011

The Intercourse

By adding the word “the”, intercourse no longer singularly includes penile insertion into the vaginal cavity but expands to entail all sexual relations, whether that be inhalation of the dong, the australian smooches, or even a brush of a titty as you sit down on the couch.

Want to have the big sex?

Nah let’s have the intercourse

by WhyMyPPsmall March 18, 2018

Shelteral Intercourse

Having sexual intercourse with a stranger purely for the purposes of having a bed for the night.

I'd only have sex with her so I'm not sleeping on the streets. I'd only have Shelteral Intercourse with her.

by Jeff Vader 1990 July 17, 2011

Sexual Intercourse

1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina (or inside of either gender's buttwhole).
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003