maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Inflatable scarf

When you go down on a woman (cunnilingus) and she farts and you feel a warm breeze on your neck.

I told my girlfriend the room was freezing, she gave me an inflatable scarf

by DodoStaff April 13, 2022

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

emoji inflation

emoji inflation : The overuse of "loves" instead of "likes" and there's nothing to indicate an even greater feeling.

Brenda "loved" every birthday wish on Facebook instead of liking them, and had no way left to express how much she really really really loved Tony's birthday message. Brenda realized she had become a victim of emoji inflation.

by exacto marks July 17, 2021

Sacred Inflation

When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.

Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.

by Qxl April 5, 2020

berry inflation

a type of belly inflation that has a fictional character eats a berry turns purple and inflates which result looking like a blueberry

Male: Dude you watch berry inflation!?

Male 2: Fuck yea wanna join?

by Unķnøŵń November 4, 2021

funtari inflation

Don't google it 🫡
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Google funtari inflation to see how he did it

by LinguisticHeaven December 22, 2022