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Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.
Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!
by Kaycene September 25, 2008
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Man-Inches

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When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size
Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?

Jacob: My dick is 6 inches

Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?

Jacob: Man-Inches :(

Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher
by wolfman666 December 24, 2010
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6 inches

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Actually, the average length of an American penis is 6 inches; however, the average length of a Canadian penis is 6 and a half inches.
While reading my biology textbook, I discovered that Americans have a smaller average penis size (6 inches) than Canadians.

*Shrugs* can't deny the facts.
by Rae Kitten February 16, 2006
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What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.
What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.
by Moon Fish May 8, 2009
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The act of fucking a bitch in either hole twice then strategically smashing her in the chest with a brick.
"Hey, baby." Gina complains. "You fuck like an old man. Give me 10 inches and make it hurt this time!" This my friend is giving 10 inches and making it hurt.
by jgf September 30, 2006
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The Pubic Inch is a unit of volume in the Imperial units and United States customary units systems, primarily used in measuring the overall dimensions of the male genitalia.
“He’s not exactly the best-looking guy on campus, but I heard he’s packing some serious pubic inches!”
by NightFallInc June 26, 2020
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12 inches up your mom

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Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........
by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021
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