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Good In Bed 

a piece of literary GENIUS written by Jennifer Weiner (no, pervert ... its pronounced Way-Ner). synopsis-cized as follows:
"For twenty-eight years, things have been tripping along nicely for Cannie Shapiro. Sure, her mother has come charging out of the closet, and her father has long since dropped out of her world. But she loves her friends, her rat terrier, Nifkin, and her job as pop culture reporter for The Philadelphia Examiner. She's even made a tenuous peace with her plus-size body.

But the day she opens up a national women's magazine and sees the words "Loving a Larger Woman" above her ex-boyfriend's byline, Cannie is plunged into misery...and the most amazing year of her life. From Philadelphia to Hollywood and back home again, she charts a new course for herself: mourning her losses, facing her past, and figuring out who she is and who she can become"

The release of this book brought new meaning to the "chick lit" genre which previously consisted of smut novels and other various forms of girlish literary works - that THAT stupid boys!
Good in bed is the most awesomest book ever written. durr
Good In Bed by Cannie Shapiro February 18, 2009
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I wanna get you in bed ha

Well its actual meaning is getting you in Bed and having Sex.
But we better wait for his (or mOrks) explanation of the Song "LIPSTICK"
"Girl you dress to impress, I embrace you, I wanna get you in bed ha" - Taeyong's definition of putting you to sleep. ;)

breakfast in bed

When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.
My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.

Breakfast in Bed

To defecate on another's face as they sleep.
"That breakfast in bed was served piping hot!"
Breakfast in Bed by IcerX August 17, 2009

Brofest in Bed 

What you get the morning after a fourgy or moregy while everyone is still naked and a guy or guys are waking up hungry with morning wood.

The bro stink makes everyone randickulously horny and everyone kicks in to make boy butter for the pancakes.

(Refers to any gender crush situation)
ie.

"Kitchens trashed Dwizzle."

"No worries li'l bro... Bacon and eggs are already cookin' right here. It's Brofest in bed this morning~ Pass the butter for these man-cakes."
Brofest in Bed by Sterling Arch March 24, 2011

Laying in bed 

To be high, baked, stoned, etc
After all that pot i was laying in bed for hours
Laying in bed by xotennisgirl July 17, 2009

breakfast in bed

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed
breakfast in bed by Scatcap September 14, 2007