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Mission Impossible Teabag

The Mission Impossible Teabag is an extension of the practical joke to Teabag someone: To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter. To be a Mission Impossible Teabag one must be suspended in the air above the victim. The star position works well, but if required, a tuck and ball position may be used if mates are used to support your body over the victim.
Jess was wondering what the new pulley system and rock climbing rope/harness attached to the ceiling was for, but she later found out when she saw the pictures posted all over the internet at 4chan.com under this weeks Mission Impossible Teabag

Mel was so tired from work she didn't even make it to bed and just crashed out on the couch. So as boys do, with trusty friends there to hold his arms, Geoff was lowered over to do the deed and performed another successful Mission Impossible Teabag
by AJ_Phlare October 8, 2010
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impossible shapes

shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.
No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!
by tham nahem September 15, 2003
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impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.
Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.
by sinistlor November 17, 2009
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impossible lean

Crazy move pulled off by Michael Jackson when preforming smooth criminal. It involves a special shoe...
Jesus fuck! Have you seen that impossible lean?!
by Zenith1997 December 29, 2017
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Basketball Impossible

Ejaculating on four different points of a female's face - the mouth, nose, eyes, and hair.
"Fuck the three point shit, I four pointed all over that bitches face! Basketball impossible."
Reply: "Basketball impossssibblleeee! <high five>"
by adam m January 10, 2014
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impossible

1. Something that physically cannot be done in a specific situation.

2. An extremely difficult skateboarding trick, hence the name.
1. It's impossible to make a banana milkshake when you have no bananas.

2. Aznsk8rboi777: Hey dude, have you ever done an impossible?
Expert skater: What are you talking about? That's impossible.
by Kenthar April 13, 2004
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