I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

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“Idk if I can squirt”

This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.

Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed

by Pigiott2000 January 01, 2019

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I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 01, 2022

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I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

by Blood-Rose Of Darkness December 31, 2017

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I Can Fix Her

I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

by BadComputer August 30, 2023

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