hypercrite

Someone that holds others to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.

by Kwiila November 19, 2022

hip hopocrite

A person who is a hypocrite in relation to hip hop culture.

Dig Tyrone's thug exterior, but his ipod shows Britney on continous loop. Bitch is a hip hopocrite!

by bad man dan July 10, 2011

hypocrite

hypocrite

-someone who is hollow inside

-where what they claim they represent isn't actually what they believe

-lack personal experience of what their talking about

-however if what their being "hypocritical" about is a belief, they might actually end up believing in it, fake hopes and dreams

-someone who thinks others should be punished for doing something they believe is wrong

teacher is a hypocrite for putting the kid in detention

by LeonLeos September 14, 2009

hypocriticizer

Someone who is a hypocrite. They same something but do the exact opposite. Word was first used on Harold and Kumar when they found president Bush somking weed.

Kumar: Sir you smoke weed but you put people in prison for smoking weed. You're a hypocrite.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.

by Perky Toobs Bandit March 1, 2009

hypocrite

People who shame people for doing something, but do it themselves.

Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!

Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!

The fat chick is a hypocrite.

by lilzor July 20, 2016

hypocritcal

Your mom

You're a hypocritcal mom.

by Supercolor August 19, 2017

Hipocrite

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.

"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"

by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018