Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

Horsie Cock

A mini horse cock, typically on a male pony

You seen the Horsie Cock on that thing? It’s on a pony, but it is twice as big as Timmys’!

by Cheshire_-_ May 30, 2018

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

Horse-Cocking Around

Akin to “fucking around”. Wasting time dilly dallying

Can we quit horse-cocking around and get out of here

by Bone patrol May 30, 2022

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Suck a horses cock

That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad

Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock

by Irregular September 25, 2019