by T-Dagg June 14, 2018
Get the Homiesexualmug. This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
by Spumbag 257 December 10, 2020
Get the Homiesexualmug. by HomiesexualMan123 December 15, 2020
Get the Homiesexualmug. A sexuality of which you can be gay and straight at the same time. Like if your homie were to say “Yo, bro my dick itches.” Out if the blue with wouldn’t be gay, it’d be Homiesexual. This sexuality allows you to kiss your homies goodnight while giving them a pat on the pack because that’s what homies do.
Example:
Daniel gave a kiss to Gene on the lips, then proceeded to say “no homo” and Gene responds with, “Nah it’s aight, it’s just Homiesexual.”
Daniel gave a kiss to Gene on the lips, then proceeded to say “no homo” and Gene responds with, “Nah it’s aight, it’s just Homiesexual.”
by BroI’mmusicaltrash. May 3, 2020
Get the Homiesexualmug. When two cishet bros play naked wrestlers in their other bro's bed.
Also known as definitely not gay.
Also known as definitely not gay.
Tommy: wow bro ur gay aajajkakakakakshhsh
Ollie: No, Tommethy. We are simply homiesexual.
Quinn: i like bugs lol
Ollie: No, Tommethy. We are simply homiesexual.
Quinn: i like bugs lol
by KITTIKA February 12, 2021
Get the Homiesexualmug. Two homies just having fun. It's not gay because their balls never actually touch.
True x Bert are the biggest homiesexuals. If you know, you know.
True x Bert are the biggest homiesexuals. If you know, you know.
by Nukkin June 20, 2019
Get the Homiesexualsmug. 1. A man or woman who is openly homosexual, but doesn't throw their sexual orientation in the faces of others, making them still a really chill person to hang out with.
2. One who is sexually attracted to those who partake in gang-related activities
2. One who is sexually attracted to those who partake in gang-related activities
1. Friend #1: Tom's gay? I'm not sure how I feel about that...
Friend #2: Chill, man! He's homiesexual!
2. Diane found Frank to be extremely ugly, but the way he packed a glock really got her going.
Friend #2: Chill, man! He's homiesexual!
2. Diane found Frank to be extremely ugly, but the way he packed a glock really got her going.
by Squatta November 16, 2012
Get the Homiesexualmug.