Homework (n.): Work that teachers make students do in order to keep their grade up while invading those student's lives but not keeping school separate, and therefore makes focusing harder for students in school.
by Aaron July 05, 2003
what you should be doing right now
i am not an idiot. you know what homework is. now stop wasting your time on urban dictionary and get back to it.
by TheRealSlamB36 May 11, 2020
Tortorous crap you have to do after learning for 7 hours a day. Teachers find it amusing to watch the students suffer. If you don't have your homework done they freak on you and if you have a real reason why you didn't do it they don't believe you. Not even lieing my dog seriously ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me. On top of getting approximently 5 hours of homework we have to take tests. Tests are the official punishement. K. I didn't fall asleep in your class isn't that good enough? No. Teachers keep expecting you to do all this stuff but yet they can't grade papers. I have to wait one month to get my homework back and by that time the grading periods almost over. And if it couldn't get worse we have 20 pound book and I had to bring three home. Yeah now my fricken back has a kink in it. How about I drop a teacher off in the middle of no where and make her walk with a 60 pund back pack? That'd be mean and I am not a mean person.
Me: I got a kink in my back yesterday :/
Parent : How? You don't have time for sports with all that homework.
Me : I know, it was because of my 60 pound backpack I had to walk home with on my damn birthday!!!!!!!!!!
Parent : How? You don't have time for sports with all that homework.
Me : I know, it was because of my 60 pound backpack I had to walk home with on my damn birthday!!!!!!!!!!
by CrEePeR aLeRt February 05, 2011
A waste of time that teachers come up with to make you bust your ass doing something that will not be of any value to you at all. Not only that, but it's generally on a subject that isn't even relevant to what you want to do in life. Guess what teachers, "What is it stupid kid who's protesting against homework?" kid's life-long passions are being weathered away by all the fucking homework you pour on us, and the only thing between making you "capable" and "incompetent" is a piece of paper that says "I'm smart, give me a good job!"
This kind of horseshit should be determined by your future employer. Not only that but homework is something that's obviously done at home after school hours, now what is wrong with this picture folks? If you want to get someone to learn about something, do it in the place you're supposed to do that in the first place. After school is the time that most kids should be able to look forward to. I don't, because it'll just be more fucking work.
All in all, homework is a bad idea, because it deprives students of morale, sleep, life-long dreams, and entertainment time. How much would it suck to be a teacher who had one of those students who did no homework, but very well on the tests who didn't get accepted to college just because his diploma said he made a C average. Homework is next to pointless, something I don't give a fuckton of shits about, a dream-killer, and should be shunned completely from society.
This kind of horseshit should be determined by your future employer. Not only that but homework is something that's obviously done at home after school hours, now what is wrong with this picture folks? If you want to get someone to learn about something, do it in the place you're supposed to do that in the first place. After school is the time that most kids should be able to look forward to. I don't, because it'll just be more fucking work.
All in all, homework is a bad idea, because it deprives students of morale, sleep, life-long dreams, and entertainment time. How much would it suck to be a teacher who had one of those students who did no homework, but very well on the tests who didn't get accepted to college just because his diploma said he made a C average. Homework is next to pointless, something I don't give a fuckton of shits about, a dream-killer, and should be shunned completely from society.
Teacher: You're making Cs in all of your core classes just because of your homework.
Student: I don't see why it matters, why don't you just exempt me from all homework for the rest of my school life? That takes care of that, I get As across the board.
Teacher: You don't get it, this will help you succeed.
Student: No it won't, it's just dragging me down to the ground.
Teacher: If you would just do your homework...
Student: God damn it! You just fail to listen to reason don't you!?!?! My reasoning is completely legit! You know what, maybe that's what I should do at home, write a 10 page essay describing why homework is inexplicably pointless! GOD DAMN!!!
Teacher: ..........
Student: Like I even give two shits.
Student: I don't see why it matters, why don't you just exempt me from all homework for the rest of my school life? That takes care of that, I get As across the board.
Teacher: You don't get it, this will help you succeed.
Student: No it won't, it's just dragging me down to the ground.
Teacher: If you would just do your homework...
Student: God damn it! You just fail to listen to reason don't you!?!?! My reasoning is completely legit! You know what, maybe that's what I should do at home, write a 10 page essay describing why homework is inexplicably pointless! GOD DAMN!!!
Teacher: ..........
Student: Like I even give two shits.
by Phoenix_89 January 20, 2010
A piece of work, given by school so as to be done after school. Usually collected for credit, and has a due date. Sometimes can be done online. It has no plural.
Teacher: Questions from 1 to 105 in the MATHEMATICS book is for homework. Its is due tomorrow.
Student: Odd or Even numbers.
Teacher: All, and will be collected tomorrow before the quiz.
Student: Odd or Even numbers.
Teacher: All, and will be collected tomorrow before the quiz.
by Engineeing students who knows the meaning of A HOMEWORK November 14, 2005
Pointless waste of time. Assigned to you by evil teachers
who have nothing better to do but to waste your time when you could be doing something better. Teachers don't think 6 hours of torture Mon-Fri is enough. Since, they crave to see you suffer some more they dump their evil curses upon or commonly known as that stupid ,annoying homework.
who have nothing better to do but to waste your time when you could be doing something better. Teachers don't think 6 hours of torture Mon-Fri is enough. Since, they crave to see you suffer some more they dump their evil curses upon or commonly known as that stupid ,annoying homework.
teacher: Here class, 5 annoying worksheets, a 10 page essay, a 300 page novel to read, a project .........
student: I hate you and homework.
teacher: You got a detention for opening your mouth.
student: Stupid teacher.
student: I hate you and homework.
teacher: You got a detention for opening your mouth.
student: Stupid teacher.
by cloudcity95 January 20, 2011
A word used at Cornell College to covertly describe illegal activities such as getting drunk or stoned.
"Hey man lets go smoke our homework"
"Yeah but first let me finish this 40 of english homework."
"Word."
"Yeah but first let me finish this 40 of english homework."
"Word."
by BobZilla! October 18, 2004