A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.
Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?
Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?
Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!
by Huge_hoff September 28, 2013
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A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.
A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.
A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.
by Sam May 30, 2004
Get the Heffalump mug.(n.) The best actor of our generation, Philip Seymour Hoffman. He averages about 4.7 movies a year, and he used to be a "That Guy" until his Oscar-winning performance in "Capote."
Example 1: Philly Chee Hoff was incredible in "Boogie Nights." He totally had me believing he would S Wahlberg's D!
Example 2: If I could have sex with any celebrity, it would definitely be Elisha Cuthbert. But if she were unavailable, I wouldn't hesitate to make love to Philly Chee Hoff.
Example 2: If I could have sex with any celebrity, it would definitely be Elisha Cuthbert. But if she were unavailable, I wouldn't hesitate to make love to Philly Chee Hoff.
by Ryan Fitz May 4, 2006
Get the philly chee hoff mug.A town in Illinois with girls you don't want to mess with. These type of bitches got STDs that make their coochies itch and you don't want any of that mess.
Boy 1: Hey dude, I fucked a O'Fallon girl last night.
Boy 2: Shit, you know those HoeFallon girls ain't worth it! You might want to get tested for an STD.
Boy 2: Shit, you know those HoeFallon girls ain't worth it! You might want to get tested for an STD.
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Get the heffa mug.Currently the best actor of this generation, who only recently came into the limelight. Before "Capote" (which he won an Oscar for), he mostly did supporting roles, but then people woke up and realized how amazing this actor is. Some of his great performances can be seen in:
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War
The fact is, Philip Seymour Hoffman is this generation's Robert De Niro. No, his performances aren't the same, I'm just saying that he's the only actor to come out this generation with the same amount of talent and skill as De Niro.
And "Twister" never happened.
And "Twister" never happened.
by apfunction October 21, 2009
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