hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

HideousAdamz

A koala bear that says "Champ" every 20 seconds.

"Guy 1: I want to watch HideousAdamz's Stream.
Guy 2: Do you though?"

by mv22izawsm May 10, 2017

the greatest hide and seek player in the world

osama bin laden

i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm December 15, 2022

Hide and Go Plank

A game similar to hide and go seek, where instead of simply hiding like a scrub, you plank until you are found. Can also be done with owling or batmanning.

A: "Bro, wanna go play some manhunt?"

B: "Nah brah. Manhunt is for pussies. Let's do some Hide and Go Plank."

by original-plankster September 29, 2011

hidenbiden

A demented hair sniffing old man that has achieved nothing in a 46 year career in politics

Hidenbiden will get creamed if he debates President Trump

by No double standards September 8, 2020

hide under a rock

not involved in social activities

Did you hide under a rock?

by emci March 21, 2009

hide it or divide it

A rhyming request made by people entreating someone to either share what they have or put it away. This can apply to food, a CD that people want burned copies of, or even your significant other.

Man, I'm tired of watching you chew a new stick of gum every three minutes. Hide it or divide it!

You keep going on and on about how great Pat is, so hide it or divide it, girl. Give us a chance.

by Talmanes August 4, 2007