Houston 500

See train, but 71 times worse

She attempted the Houston 500 but came up 63 guys short.

by Santos Harper July 3, 2006

Marques Houston

A fine r&b singer who is 24 and was born on August 4, 1981. He sings "Naked" which is the only song to retire so far on BET.

Marques Houston is my type of man.

by marques' #1 wifey April 5, 2006

Heston fist

To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.

While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."

Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"

by Pantera Ruber November 25, 2010

Houston

A Great city. Art, rap, culture. Very conveiniently located, only about 70 miles from Galveston (A Barrier Island in the Gulf of Mexico, popular tourist location), and is home of Elington Feild, and N.A.S.A. The First words from the moon where heard here. Major industries include oil and petrochem, but just about anything can make money here. Untill October 2005, we had an amusement park, named "Six Flags Astroworld", located right across the way from the Astro Dome. Did I mention that we had the first Dome-Stadium? New Orleans and the rest copied us. As a legal citizen of Houston, I can say that Houston is a very LARGE city, always with somthing going on. ZZ Top was started here. The word "Houston" is often used to discribe the downtown, but the city encompasses many, "Sub-cities", such as Humble, Kingwood, parts of the Woodlands, and more cities to the west. Contrary to popular belief, Texas is NOT all Desert, as shown in Western films. In fact, we have trees, bah, Forests all over. Because Houston is located near the Gulf of Mexico, the weather ususaly stays under 120 Ferenheit in the summer, and usualy never hits freezing.

Houston, Texas. Great city, slowly deteriorating.

by Un-1337 November 3, 2005

Charlton Heston

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.

Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

Simon Houston

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

by Derek George and Andy Holland January 23, 2005

houston firecracker

when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.

I gave you sister a houston firecracker.

by yourmomgivesgood69's May 5, 2009