Hermes is a very sexy man, but you are not like to notice that at first sight. His looks are deceiving: At first he might seem a little bit weird or off, but once you get to know him, you'll soon see that he is an amazing person, highly intelligent, highly conscientious and therefore extremely productive. You would be lucky to have him as a friend or business partner. Hermes makes for an extraordinary lover and posses a very long shlong :)
If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!
If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!
by Psi -- The Wavefunction November 21, 2021
Get the Hermesmug. by memes4 January 26, 2019
Get the Hermesmug. Pronounced; (air-mez) Was the Greek god of trade, wealth, luck, thieves, and travel. He was among the cleverest and trickiest Olympian gods. He created the lyre, and was the patron of shepherds. He is often compared to Mercury, Latin Mercuries who was a Roman god. Hermes never had a wife, however, he had eight children, Evander, Hermaphroditus, Myrtilus, Pan, Autolycus, Eudoros, Angelia, and Abderus.
by Bern Cullken January 28, 2021
Get the Hermesmug. 
by H Bomb August 12, 2014
Get the Fuckin Hermmug. 
Girl was strolling down the street with her designer bag, and couldn't find 5 dollars for her chicken patty!!! Biatch is Hermes poor!
by UD inventor November 18, 2017
Get the hermes poormug.