eastern hellbender

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.

Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.

Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.

by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017

Hellen Keller

When a guy cums on a girls eyes and inside her ear and lets it dry so she can not see or hear. Then he must get head and have her mummble.

It really turns me on when katie mummbles while she gives me a Hellen Keller

by King Shawn October 23, 2006

Hellen Keller

When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.

Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.

by robert and connor February 3, 2008

Hellbent

-noun. Hell-bent.
1. A crazy fun person who always has random things to say to brighten the mood.
2. A caring happy individual
3. Anti-Kilrahi

Quotes from Hellbent:

"I swear on Jesus. Jesus Christ and his dad. God Christ. That's a weird name for the Lord to have. Hmm. God Mc.Christ. Ahh that is better. God Christburg. God Christein! Ooooh perfect!"

"I'm really shocked I haven't heard of someone robbing a Mc.Donnalds in a Hamburgler outfit. Then again, a Hamburgler outfit doesn't really make you inconspicuous. Even though i cant remember exactly how he looks. I know he has red hair and he's a raccoon man and he has a big burlap sack full of hamburgers that somehow never fall apart."

by Kilrgrn December 31, 2008

Hellen Keller Challenge

A step up from the Ray Charles Challenge.

The act of smoking loud (kush) and boxing out until you cant see anymore or hear because of the loud weed.

That Hellen Keller Challenge had me going blind and deaf!

by Corey Gunz August 20, 2011

Hellen

A trash panda who litters all the time, probably living in like trångsund or something. Has a small dick, but enourmous ballz (Threesticle) Mean and short, but chill af. Always falling for some reason and likes yalla a lot.

Henry: You saw Ellen today?
Ludvig: Yeah, she was behaving like a total Hellen

by Hlut October 20, 2021