haunted gingerbread house

The Halloween version of a gingerbread house

Dude I just bought a haunted gingerbread house for 5.99 at walmart

by Ya got any grapes? November 1, 2021

haunted vagina

1. An active vagina that, should you enter, will haunt you for the rest of your life.

2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.

Sense 1: "Her haunted vagina will leave you begging for more."

"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."

Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work

"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."

"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"

"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."

by SF_SF1000 October 25, 2017

Haunted Waffle

To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.

***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.

Hipster: I liked Haunted Waffles before they were mainstream.

by Woobiefuck May 20, 2011

Haunted Mound

music collective started by rappers Buckshot and Turnabout that now includes Hackledown, Oscar18, Snuffer, Gonerville,Sematary,etc

Dude 1: The fuck is a haunted mound??
Dude 2: I just be flexin in my Truey jeans

by elvayun May 7, 2023

Haunted World Mafia

A group of chill ass Idahoans who fucking RAN THE SHIT back in 2004-2005 at Idaho's greatest (ONLY) halloween attraction, The Haunted World. The Haunted World Mafia decided who stayed, and who fuckin WENT. Opperators of the Haunted World drug ring. No one can touch these fools. Straight hard core shit disturbing mother fuckers.

"Remember that fucking slewbag Sierra/Gus?"

"Nah man, nah, I don't. Haunted World Mafia took care of that mess."

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Haunted Henry

when you've engaged in sexual acts with your Henry Hoover, and can no longer look him in the eye.

"oh, henry, what have i done?"

"mate, why is there white stuff all over my hoover?"

"i haunted henry. sorry."

by T.dott August 16, 2009