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Do u know who Habeats is?

by GREEN_N1NJA_X November 5, 2020

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habeeba hair crisis

Habeeba hair crisis is simply any habeeba that doesnt know how to style their hair instead they make it go over there eyes and look like azula from the last part of ATLA she also makes a bunch of ass jokes and mustache jokes and laughs at them for the rest of the year she also simps for pedo clowns (Hisoka) also simps for people over 18 ( all of the pro heroes) watches way too much cody ko and kurtis conner and then laughs at sugar gay jokes has most likely rewatched sugar gay 50 times minimum gets catcalled in random malls by fuckboys that want some interesting photos she would also get in trouble for laughing at ass jokes during math lessons she has a bunch of "wifeys" and each one thinks the other person is the side hoe when she doesnt know how to tell them that her actual side hoe is hamza. she has around 25 side hoes and most she doesnt even know at this point they all think they are the main character when it's obviously baba zade he is one of the hottest men around he is godly but also very humble he calls other people daddy senpai to humble himself when he know he is the ultimate daddy senpai he is king he is the one and only main character ok back to the hair crisis girl well she thinks that anime characters with more trauma are hotter thats why she likes bakugo, levi, aizawa and many MANY more she likes mad music like lil darkie but then listens to harry styles.

Did you hear about the new habeeba hair crisis side hoe "no" Apparently it's going to be zade *EVERYONE GASPS*

by the only why November 7, 2020

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Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.

Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

by Certified Guinness club May 1, 2022

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haben

A sweet soul who has a tough exterior and is mushy on the inside with a heart of gold. He is very smart and knows how to get what he wants. Funny and honest, he goes out of his way to sacrifice for the ones he loves. You can count on him. Makes even the most common people feel seen and special. Can literally talk to anyone. Don't invite him to yoga though because he will fart all over you. A king. Will make you feel like you're the only girl in the world.

girl 1: Is that Haben?
girl 2: yes! he is so fine
GF: yea that's mines.
Girls 1 and 2: ugh!

by habensbaby777 May 8, 2022

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