haptodysphoria

Fear of fuzzy fruits and or fuzzy surfaces.

I have an extreme haptodysphoria (fear of kiwi's and peaches). My friends chase me around with them. I lock myself in the bathroom.

by Stef B. August 31, 2006

Hanjobs

The fans of and those subscribed to Youtuber Gabbie Hanna aka TheGabbieShow given their name by UGHIT'SJOE.

She watches all Gabbie Hanna's videos. She must be one of the Hanjobs

by ILoveRuelAndOreos August 18, 2019

Hapoy

The state of being happy at the sight of ice cream.

I was so hapoy, that ice cream was dope af

by crystaljinx December 12, 2021

Dirty hajoon

Cleaning the asshole with the tongue and milking the penis furiously while fisting the throat

Me and my boyfriend did a dirty hajoon

by Digress May 4, 2022

haptodysphoria

(hap-toe-dies-for-ee-ah)

An odd sensation felt by certain people when handling peaches or other fuzzy surfaces.

Man the way he handles my haptodysphoria is like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Yo' check out the haptodysphoria on that one. a lil fuzz is all it does.

Thats some sexy haptodysphoria for you Buddie.

by didelphiaKjean April 18, 2010

Harjot

Gay and takes 25 minutes at the urnial because of his little pipri being scared of being recorded.

Stop being a Harjot who likes SIM cards

by Ggarcha   ‍    December 6, 2018

hajon

a stupid boy because he doesnt know to play at CS

you are a hajon == a noob

by romain January 25, 2005