Hairline

something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know

me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying

by KIDBRO September 27, 2023

MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....

OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline

by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018

Hairline

Something you don’t have

Your hairline is a McDonald’s sign

by Digbickbo October 23, 2019

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

hairline

A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.

Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 3, 2021

natalies hairline

A very commonly known to be “A SHIT HAIRLINE” like tbh a wig would look better on your head then your actual hair. Let’s all be honest your gonna have a horseshoe hair line at the age of 47

bro..please don’t get natalies hairline.

by Gecko8009 March 21, 2022

Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.

Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline

by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022