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Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God

One of those clickbait Minecraft (or Among Us) YouTube videos you find on the internet. Can also come in the form of, “Noob vs pro.” But in this case it is a noob going against a pro going against a hacker going against a god.
Child: Hey I love watching Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God!
Another Dude: how old are you, seven?
by Nice182645 February 5, 2021
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hacker

An individual capable of solving complex non-intuitive problems in a seemingly intuitive manner. The processes and techniques used are not necessarily methodical to the observer, but yet achieve results significantly and consistently faster than known experience would predict. A hacker is not defined in terms of intention or purpose, but rather by the talented single-mindedness of method. A hacker is not a hack.

Hackers are not limited to computer hacking.

Commentary: The movies "Tron" (1982) and "War Games" (1983) significantly influenced the common use of "hacker" (by non-hackers) in reference to computer hackers. The widespread use of the Internet beginning around 1993 made millions of unwitting parents concerned that their adolescent child was turning into a hacker. Some of the twit kids even believed it themselves. Please see reference to "lacker" for a more appropriate name for these individuals.
A hacker typically uses genius or intuitive methodology to solve complex problems.
by CHOK June 26, 2006
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YoVille Hackers

YoVille hackers, what can I say, individuals who hack the game, well Modify it to be exact. These individuals no nothing about hacking, they are a bunch of noobs and noobets who think they are tough an hardcore. They threaten you with Freezing you or disconnection which is really nothing because you'll be back in less than 30 seconds. They have ceperate groups and each one trys to present it's self as the biggest and baddest when they all do the same. They know nothing an use youtube to infect their own computers trying to look up "keyloggers", ( yup but really they're just keylogging them selfs ).

They are a group of 13 - 22 year olds who have no lifes an are outcast/rejects. Some of these kids have bipolar depression, so don't blame them. They will never learn anything and are paranoid as fuck. They act like they know anything about the art of hacking, but really it takes them 1 year to figure something so easy.
"Hey guys I just got a keylogger!"

Disconnection Story #1..
Innocent guy: "Why are these yoville hackers such douches?"

Random Yv Hacker skid: "YOU CALLED ME A BITCH, FUCK ME IN THE BUTT!! AHHH ARG!!!AA!!! I DISCONNECT YOU NOW!!

Random Yv Hacker Skid: "Seee that I pwned that kid"

Innocent Guy: "Hits the refresh button and comes back and still doesn't give a shit."

Disconnection Story #2:

Real Hacker: "Hey I found an exploit on this website, apparently they're server had webdav access, it was so easy to shell, + I got all their emails and hacked them"

Random Yv Hacker Skid: "BITCH YOU SAY U HACK ME???? HERE MY EMAIL: Imadickandknonothing@fckmyass.com
HACK IT BITCH!!!"

Random Yv Hacker Skid #2: "Hey lets disconnect him hehehe he thinks he's a hackers"

Real Hacker: *Refreshes* "gets the guys IP address via email, overflow his internet, than exploits his system and pwns him"
by Iamhacker August 23, 2011
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A bunch of nazi wrestling hackers who are for Jesus. Or a bunch of hackers for Jesus who wrestle nazis. Or something.
NWH4J is and remains the best place for porn.
by Kaptian Kürbis February 18, 2004
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Hacker noob

A noob that has no life and hacks people. They tend to suck at the game they hack/Steal passwords on.
Luminary: I r hacker noob i take accounts :D
by -Tyrael- December 25, 2007
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DICK HACKER

A Dick Hacker is a Male who cock blocks in any situation particularly in the process of spitting game at a female he could never get because his game aint tight, or a female that hates in any situation particularly when a male is trying to spit game at her friend and shes jealous he didnt try to talk to her.
"yo I'm about to go talk to shorty she look right" she looks way too good she aint gonna talk to you "Wow your a fuckin Dick Hacker"
by Bigmizz75 February 3, 2010
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hackaround

Computers: An inelegant and temporary way to deal with a problem. A combination of the words hack and workaround.
The solution in the release notes is such a hackaround.
by Ryan Figg October 1, 2005
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