Habbo

Habbo is a website for prepubesent kids. Habbo has chat rooms but instead of a having a chat room page, its a hotle room where kids have to spend real money to buy virtual furenture to decorate their rooms. Each user has make their vinallia white skin in real life into black or mexican skin in the game. The kids on the website as people out in the game and stand in a blank hotle room and put * around verbs to do something like *touches*. They also have hot or not games but everybody looks the same so it defeats the purpose.

Prepubescent boy: Hey wanna go to my vitural habbo hotle room and type things
Prepubescent girl: Sure
Prepubescent boy: *has sex with*
Prepubescent girl: *moans*

by HILLARY CLITON FUCKING SUCKS March 9, 2008

habbo hotel

an evil game; a game which you must play and get all your courses fail =

Habbo Hotel is fucking my school work up.

by Poopy Pear May 2, 2005

habbo hotel

habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha.....

habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha....

by MC_LOOT April 15, 2005

Habbo whore

It means a habbo (person who plays habbo hotel) pretend like a whore and wants pixelsex, But it's all fake.

Simone: Hi look i'm beautiful. Do you want sex?
Wilco: No, you habbo whore!

by Kuchiyose May 7, 2009

Habbo Babies

Sad, 15/16 Year olds, Talk With Either Numbers L1K3 TH1S
Or Zed talk
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Baby
Goldiggerz
ugly
annoying
Habbo babies

by Morphizis1234 January 17, 2009

Habbo Hotel

A Fucked up virtual world. With pedafiles surrounding you. Some people get so addicted to it they pay for fake furni and credits/coins. ive seen my friend on it hes spent 15$ on it just to have credits and have new clothes. The hobbas are fuckers they ban 4 nothing and u then lose everything. Trust me habbo hotel is a fucked up thing that should of never been fuckin made.

Peda File: Wots ur name?
Kid: My mummy told me not to give info to strangers :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Furni.
Kid: :O My Name Is James Barnes
Peda File: Where U Live?
Kid: Mummy told me not to say dat either. :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Credz.
Kid: :O I Go to .....
News: Child James Barnes has been killed. They say he was playing Habbo Hotel. He was found outside his house stabbed. Also he had lots of furni and credz/coins!!!!!!

by Da Miker June 6, 2005

habbo hotel

a virtual hotel/chatroom where u can play games, make rooms + meet ppl
it sucks. Don't get hooked on it trust. u'll spend so much money on fake furniture

the most common phrases
"plzzz donate i got scammed plzzz"
"il give u credits if u give furni"
"search my name for fallin furni"
"its my bday wil u donate?"

by SaMmI* May 20, 2005