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R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
H.A.G.S.” stands for “have a great summer” and is usually used by either 4th graders or emily and sarahs in year books.
Person 1: Emily and Sarah wrote “H.A.G.S.” in my yearbook
Person 2: Are they in 4th grade?
H.A.G.S. by wellletsvibe April 4, 2020

Haha, that's funny 

Used in real life conversations or IM meaning, "I'm pretending that's funny, but it's really not" or, "I have not idea/I don't care what you just said, so I'm gonna say this." Also sometimes used with lack of enthusiasm in real life to show sarcasm.

Similar to lol, lolocaust, and haha.
Frank: I just threw an apple at my sister! LOL!
Donnie: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: What the fuck, you suck at humour.

Joe: So, I said, "No, that's my seat, yours is over there."
Jake: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: I'm bored, I'm gonna go get high.

H.A.C.'s 

Abbreviation - Hidden agenda cuddles.
Usually used when you are trying to gain something from a parent or significant other, or when you are trying to persuade them to let you do something.
My mom said I wasn't allowed to go to the concert last week, but a week of H.A.C.'s and I finally persuaded her
H.A.C.'s by TomYaa November 22, 2011
H- Herpes
A- Aids
G- Gonorrhea
S- Syphilis
Example: "You've got H.A.G.S. bitch!"
H.A.G.S. by somuel May 16, 2006

H.A.N.S. 

Short for Hollywood Action Ninja Star. One who has finally seen the coming of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse and can honeslty convince the world that everything is fine.
"Dude! A third of the crew called in sick, half got deported and the building is on fire!"
H.A.N.S. *smiles* and says: "Everything is fine."
H.A.N.S. by Em-Dee July 17, 2006