by makeupguru4562 May 07, 2017
Thank goodness Alex is a life guru, otherwise I would have made some horrible mistakes when I was younger.
The life guru has provided me with several positive guidelines to set me towards a better life.
The life guru has provided me with several positive guidelines to set me towards a better life.
by Gunchicken August 10, 2009
A plus size mossad agent by the name of Kyle Antony Mee. He once served the high jewish order before the disappearance of his right hand man rigo.
by OBESITY PIGJEW September 05, 2023
Someone who earns large amounts of money by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate and ambitious wannabes, who stick to a suit even in tropical climes as if their life depended on it. In other words, a management guru is a failed stand-up comedian without a heart.
by creativevoyeur February 19, 2012
by hardhitr3 November 11, 2009
When you play beyond the game and you read the books, the back stories and deep passages from the games of the Halo Universe
-"Yo I didn't know that in the Portals on the Ark, they explained that if someone were to fire all the Halos from here, more than 2 dozen Worlds of intelligent life across the galaxy would be destroyed."
-"Who told you that?"
-"Alex. He is quite the Halo Guru"
-"Who told you that?"
-"Alex. He is quite the Halo Guru"
by Daniel_C July 18, 2008
That was gudja motherfucking guru!
by Dirt Dogg March 15, 2005