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gurt

1. verb

to smell

2. noun

to be someone who smells
person 1: "oh brother that guys stinks"
person 2: "yeah he gurts real bad"
gurt: "who me?"
by gurtlover123 November 20, 2025
mugGet the gurtmug.

gurt

derived from yogurt
meme was created in 2025 cause it sounds like someone is saying "yo" to someone named "gurt"

gurt lwk so tuff

we r gurting it ALL summer 🌹

gurt: sybau
me: family
fam: thanks gng
gng: i didnt say nun
i: indeed
indeed: yogurt
gurt: yo
by cmiiygl._ June 2, 2025
mugGet the gurtmug.

Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.
friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!
by BambiBlade August 19, 2025
mugGet the Gurtmug.

Gurt

Something that is smart, but also very dangerous
I know what your doing, yeah I know this. See what your doing is gurt”
by 26grand April 18, 2025
mugGet the Gurtmug.

Gurting

Doing something that is very smart but can also be very dangerous
John was gurting when he cheated on his test.
by lobbylobs April 16, 2025
mugGet the Gurtingmug.

Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
mugGet the Gurtmug.

gurt

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.
by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024
mugGet the gurtmug.

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